Musical Wisdom?

article from Issue No. 30/2007 for Sunday 29th July

[Times Global Village]

Test answers accumulated by music teachers in the state of Missouri

  1. The plural form of musical instrument is known as 'orchestra.'
  2. The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose.
  3. Anyone who can read all the instrument notes at the same time gets to be the conductor.
  4. My favourite composer is Opus.
  5. Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.
  6. When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody!
  7. The main trouble with a french horn is it's too tangled up.

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