Summer Frisson 2007
article from Issue No. 30/2007 for Sunday 29th July
Humourous Gleanings From Various Sources
Famous Last Words
- I've done this before
- Pull the pin and count to what?
- You look just like Charles Manson
- I wonder where the mother bear is?
- I've seen this done on TV
- These are the good kind of mushrooms
- I'll hold it and you light the fuse
- I can do that with my eyes closed
- Let it down slowly
- That's odd
- I'll get your toast out
- It's strong enough for both of us
- This doesn't taste right
- Nice doggie
- Which wire was I supposed to cut?
- Well, we've made it this far
- Rate poison only kills rats
- Hey, that's not a violin
- Give me liberty or give me death
- Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town